Joke Of the Day

The Rabbi and the Priest

A priest and a rabbi were standing by the side of the road with a sign reading, "THE END IS NEAR!"

They waited and waited for a car to come, but it was a lonely road, and it took awhile.

Finally, they heard a car coming, and they step out to the road to hold the sign between them to be sure it was clearly visible.

"Leave us alone, you religious nuts!" the driver yelled.

He stomped on the gas and crashed through the sign, blowing it to pieces.

From around the curve, the two men of God hear screeching tires, then a moment of silence, and then a big splash.

The rabbi turns to the priest and asks, "Do you think the next sign we make should just say, "Bridge Out"?"
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