Q: What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
A: Goes-in-tight!

Q: What does a 72-year-old snatch taste like?
A: Depends .

Q: What's "68"?
A: You do me and I owe you one.

Q: What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
A: Gagged!

Q: What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates?
A: tearjerker.

Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life?
A: Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.

Q: How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
A: Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!

Q: What's the definition of a vagina?
A: The box a penis comes in.

Q: What two words will clear out a men's restroom?
A: "Nice Dick!"

Q: What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
A: Toys for Twats.

Q: Why do we have orgasms?
A: How else would we know when to stop?

Q: What's the definition of indefinitely?
A: When your balls are slapping up against her ass, you're in definitely!

Q: Define Transvestite:
A: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary!

Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in common?
A: They are both used as a meat substitute.

Q: What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
A: Brothel sprouts.

Q: What is every Amish woman's private fantasy?
A: Two Mennonite.

Q: How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
A: His hand caught fire.

Q: Why is sex like a game of bridge?
A: You don't need a partner if you've got a good hand.

Q: What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his teeth?
A: Gladiator.

Q: Why do you get paid more at the Sperm Bank than at the Blood Bank?
A: Sperm is handmade.

Q: How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
A: Put a nipple on it.

Q: What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A: Slow down and use a lubricant.