Just buried my wife today after she died about a month ago.

While at the funeral, the undertaker pulled me one side and asked me why it had taken me so long to bury my wife after being dead for a whole month.

I said I hadn't even noticed she had died at first.

Shocked and surprised he asked me "Why's that?"

To which I replied "Well the sex was still pretty much the same, but after a month I noticed the dishes and washing started piling up".