A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs. One night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual assortment of blonde jokes when a young blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts ranting:

"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes! What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her value as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as a person. You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general! And all in the name of humor!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, but the blonde woman cuts him short and yells, "You stay out of this, Mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee!"