A farmer is on his backhoe in the middle of a field when he hears a horrific crash.



He rushes over and finds a government van smashed against a tree.



There are bodies lying all over the place.



The farmer calls the sheriff's office to report it.



About twenty minutes later the sheriff and an ambulance arrive.



The sheriff asks where all the bodies are.



The farmer says "I buried 'em".



The sheriff asks "Were they all dead?"



The farmer says "Well, a few of 'em said they wasn't, but you know how those government bastards lie!"