Three hookers were sitting around having coffee and discussing tricks from the night before.

The first one said "I had a fireman last night"

and the other two said "How could you tell?"

and she replies "That's easy. His hose was over his shoulder and he smelt like smoke".

The second one said "I had a policeman.

"The other two said "How could you tell?"

and she replies "He pulled out his handcuffs and used his night stick on me".

The third one said I had a farmer last night and the other two said "A farmer... are you sure?"

and she said "Yes, first he bitched it was too wet, then too dry and then he wanted to wait until spring to pay me".