Two lil brothers are playing outside.

The big brother turns to the other and says, “hey, when mom calls us for dinner we should each say a cuss word. How ‘bout it? I’ll say “hell” and you say “damn”!”

Little brother agrees.

Their mom calls them in for dinner and they sit down at the table. From the kitchen, mom asks, “what do you want to drink?”

“Well hell” says the big brother, “I’ll take some apple juice”

Shocked, she scolds him thoroughly, gives him a whack, and sends him to his room without dinner.

She returns to the table, still a bit angry, and asks the younger brother, “what can I get you to drink?”

Terrified, he responds, “well, I don’t want any damn apple juice!”