A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.

The judge quietly reviewed some papers and then said "Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce".

"Because" the man said "I live in a two-story house".

The Judge replies "What kind of a reason is that? What is the big deal about a two-story house?"

The man answers "Well Judge, one story is 'I have a headache' and the other story is 'It's that time of the month'".