Two farmers from Arkansas walk into a diner for some grub. They stand at the bar, talking quietly when suddenly a woman at a table behind them, who has been eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so it becomes quite apparent that she is in real distress, and the farmers turn to look at her.

"Kin ya swaller?" asks one of the farmers.

"No", signals the woman, desperately shaking her head.

"Kin ya breathe?" asks the other.

The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue, shakes her head "No" again.

The first farmer walks over to her, lifts her skirt and slowly runs his tongue up and down her left butt cheek. This shocks the woman to a violent spasm, the obstruction flies out of her mouth and she begins to breathe again.

The farmer walks back to the bar and proudly takes a sip of his beer. His friend says in admiration....

"Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick Maneuver, but I ain't never seen nobody do it."