A guy is in a bar with a bartender and a great big ape sitting next to him.

After many drinks, the bartender says, hey, watch this.

He steps out from the bar, walks over to the ape, He whips out his dick, punches the ape right in the forehead really hard.

The ape immediately begins sucking his cock until the bartender comes all over the apes face.

The bartender then looks at the guy and says, "would you like to try it?"

The guy says, "Sure, but just don't hit me so hard."