The other day, I was walking through the mall and noticed that a new Muslim Book Store had opened.

I wondered exactly what was in a Muslim bookstore so I went in.

As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me.

I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked "Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?"

The clerk said "Fuck off! Get out and Stay out!"

I said "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"