A Millennial Guy
A Millennial Guy is sitting in a bar drinking when a guy walks up behind him and whispers in his ear, "I want to give you a blow job."
Immediately, the Millennial guy whips around and in one fluid motion has the guy by the collar and is walking him to the door where he proceeds to throw him 10 feet out the door.
He sits back down and sips his drink.
The bartender says, what was that all about?"
The Millennial guy says, "I dunno something about a job."