One morning President Bush and Vice President Cheney are having brunch at a restaurant. The attractive waitress asks the Vice President what he would like and he replies, "I'll have a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."

She then asks the President what he would like and he says, "How about a quickie?"

"Why, Mr. President," the waitress says, "How rude...you're starting to act like Mr. Clinton.

As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers, "It's pronounced "quiche."