"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be possible if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, husband 1 was a Sales Representative. He just kept telling me how great it was going to be."

"Husband 2 was in Software Services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me."

"Husband 3 was from Field Services. He said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up."

"Husband 4 was in Telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver."

"Husband 5 was an Engineer. He understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method."

"Husband 6 was from Administration. He thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not."

"Husband 7 was in Marketing. Although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it."

"Husband 8 was a Psychiatrist. All he did was talk about it."

"Husband 9 was a Gynaecologist. All he did was look at it."

"Husband 10 was a Stamp Collector. All he ever did was... God I miss him."

"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited". "Wonderful", said the husband, "but why? To which she replied, "You're with the IRS"... this time I KNOW I"M gonna get SCREWED!"