Joke Of the Day
Three Knots
An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks once more for old times sake.
He finds a little prostitute and goes up into the room with her, draping his sailor suit across the bed.
He's goin' at it as best he can for a guy his age and asks, "How am I doin'?"
The whore says, "Well, sailor, you're doing about three knots."
What's that?" he asks.
She says:
He's goin' at it as best he can for a guy his age and asks, "How am I doin'?"
The whore says, "Well, sailor, you're doing about three knots."
What's that?" he asks.
She says:
"You're 'knot' hard"...
"You're 'knot' in, and"...
"You're 'knot' getting your money back!"
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