A man just got a big bonus check and decides to buy a very

expensive new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop,

and asks the clerk to show him the new scope. The clerk

takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so

good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill."

The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing.

"What's so funny?" asks the clerk.

"I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the

house," the man replies.

The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his

house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here

are two bullets, I will give you this expensive scope for

free if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head

off and shoot the guy's penis off."

The man takes another look through the scope and says,

"You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!"