A man is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door.
He opens it to find two sheriff's deputies there. He asks if there is a problem.
One of the deputies asks if he is married.
The man says "Yes, I am".
The deputy then asks if he could see a picture of the man's wife.
The guy says "Sure" and gets a photo to show them.
The deputy says "I'm sorry, sir. But it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck".
The guy replies "Oh I know, but she has a great personality and is an excellent cook".