Two Black guys are walking down the street in the hood

One has 98 cents the other has a dollar

They see a sign "White Wash, We'll make you white for 99 cents"

The black guy with the dollar says "I got the money, I'm going to check it out"

I few minutes later he comes out, he's white as snow.

The black guy with the 98 cents says "Wow it worked, give my the penny so I can be white too.

The other guy looks at him and says...

"Get a job Nigger !!"