Joke Of the Day

The Young Rooster

A farmer buys a young rooster. As soon as he brings the bird to the farm, it rushes & fucks all 150 hens.



The farmer is impressed thinking about all the eggs the hens would hatch. 


 


At lunch, the rooster again screws all 150 hens. The farmer gets a bit worried now.



The next day, he finds the rooster screwing the ducks, geese & a parrot too, which is now scaring him. 


 


Later that day, he finds the rooster lying pale, half-dead with vultures circling overhead. 


 


The farmer says, "You horny bastard, you deserve this!" 


 


The rooster opens one eye, points up & whispers "Shh! I'm waiting for them to land."

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