A "Husband Shopping Center" was opened for women from where they could choose from many men the one they wanted to be their husband. It had 5 floors of men increasing in positive values as you ascended up the floors. The only rule was "ONCE YOU OPENED THE DOOR TO ANY FLOOR YOU MUST CHOOSE A HUSBAND FROM THAT FLOOR, AND IF YOU WENT UP A FLOOR YOU COULDN'T GO DOWN EXCEPT TO LEAVE"

So, a couple of women went to the shopping center to find a man. When they got to the first floor it had a sign that said. "These men have jobs and love kids." Well thats better than not having a job and hating kids, but I wonder what's on the next floor?

So they went to the second floor and it had a sign that said. "These men have high paying jobs. love kids and they are good looking". Hmmmm, said the girls, but I wonder what's on the next floor.....

So they went to the third floor and the sign said "These men have high paying job, love kids, help with housework and are extremely good looking"....Wow they exclaimed. Very tempting but I wonder what's on the next floor......

So they went to the fourth floor and the sign said. "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help in the kitchen and with housework and they have a strong romantic streak"...Oh my they exclaimed. I cant wait to see what's on the next floor.......

When they got to the fifth floor the sign said...."This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping with us and have a good day..... Good Bye....