Joke Of the Day

Vasectomy

A man goes into hospital for a vasectomy.



When he wakes up he's surrounded by several anxious looking doctors and asks nervously "Is there a problem?"



The head surgeon says gently, with tears in his eyes "I'm afraid so...



I'm sorry but your notes got mixed up and we've given you a sex change rather than a vasectomy".



The patient is devastated and shockingly replies "Do you mean to say I'll never experience another erection...?"



The surgeon pauses for a moment then says "Well, you might, but it won't be yours"


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