The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." 

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'." 

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"


She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,

SLIM

TALL

38D BREASTS

24" WAIST and

36" HIPS.


When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God".