The President of the United States was looking for a call girl.

He found three such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.

To the blonde he said "I am the President of the United States. Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?"

She replied "$200".

To the brunette he asked the same question.

Her reply was "$100".

He then asked the redhead.

Her reply was "Mr. President, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes,

My pants as low as my wages,

Get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in,

Keep it rising like the price of gas,

Keep me warmer than in my apartment,

And screw me the way you have all retirees.

Then it isn't going to cost you a damned cent tonight!"