Little Johnny comes down to breakfast.



Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.



"Not yet," said Little Johnny.



His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.



Well, he's a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken.



He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig.



He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.



"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.



"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week.



I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either.



I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."



Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.



Little Johnny looks up at his mother with a smile, and says: "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"