Joke Of the Day

Home Alone

A man is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door.



He opens it to find two sheriff's deputies there. He asks if there is a problem. 


 


One of the deputies asks if he is married. 


 


The man says "Yes, I am". 


 


The deputy then asks if he could see a picture of the man's wife. 


 


The guy says "Sure" and gets a photo to show them. 


 


The deputy says "I'm sorry, sir. But it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck". 


 


The guy replies "Oh I know, but she has a great personality and is an excellent cook".

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