Bubba and Billy Joe are walking down the street, and they see a sign on a store which reads, "Suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 each."

Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Joe, Look here! We could buy a whole gob of these, take'em back to Terra Alta, sell 'em and make a fortune.

Just let me do the talkin' 'cause if they hear your accent, they might think we're ignorant, and not wanna sell that stuff to us. Now, I'll talk in a New Jersey accent so's they don't know we is from West Virgina."


They go in and Bubba says with his best fake New Jersey accent, "I'll take 50 of dem suits at 5 bucks each, 100 of dem shirts at 2 bucks each, 50 pairs of dem trousers at 2.50 a pop. I'll back up my pickup and....."

The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll from West Virgina , ain't ya?"

"Well...yeah," says a surprised Bubba... "How come you knowed that?"

"Because this is a dry-cleaners."