Three old ladies named Gertrude, Maude and Tilly were sitting on a
park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached
from across the park.
The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and
opened his trench coat.
Gertrude immediately had a stroke.
Then Maude also had a stroke.
But Tillie, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.