1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi

2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton

3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope

4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond

5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram

6. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon

7. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz

8. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower

9. Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line

10. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake

11. 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles

12. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds

13. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche

14. 10 rations = 1 decoration

15. 100 rations = 1 C-ration