After 50 years of marriage Paddy Murphy's wife turned to him at breakfast table and said with twinkle in her eye...

"My breasts are as hot today, as the day you met me!"

Paddy replied "I know! That's because one's in your porridge and the other's in your coffee. Lean back sweetheart!"

Later that evening they go out for a celebratory drink in the pub.

Paddy raises his pint and with tears welling up in his eyes, he says...

"I don't know how I would have survived without you, I love you so much!"

His wife replied "Is that you or the beer talking?"

"It's me talking to the beer!"