After church on Sunday, the pastor approaches Little Johnny's family and confirms their dinner invitation for Friday.

The pastor asks Little Johnny. "Have your parents told you what they will be making for us on Friday?"

Little Johnny thinks a second and replies "Goat".

The pastor squinted and exclaimed "Goat?"

As the parents are speaking up to clarify, Little Johnny cuts in loudly.

"Yeah, yesterday I heard mummy tell daddy that Friday is as good a day as any to have the old goat for dinner!"