Two Syrian refugees compete to see who can become the most American in three weeks.

After three weeks the Syrians meet again at a McDonalds.

The first Syrian makes his case for him being more English by saying ...

"Every day I have taken my son to football practice and my daughter to dance class.

I've recently started going to the pub and drink bottles of Budwiser 

and every Friday I have Hot Dogs and Hamburgers.

My favourite football team is the New York Giants. Beat that!"

The other Syrian simply replies with: "Get out of my country, you fucking illegal immigrant".