Joke Of the Day

Jets Fan

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a NY Jets fan. 

She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Jets fans, too. 

Not really knowing what a Jets fan was, but wanting to be like their teacher, hands explode into the air. 

There is, however, one exception. A girl named Mary has not gone along with the crowd.

The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Jets fan."

"Then," asks the teacher, "What are you?"

"Why I'm proud to be a New Your Giants fan," boasts the little girl.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Mary why she is a Giants fan.

Mary said, "Well, my Dad and Mom are Giants fans, and I'm a Giants fan, too!"

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?"

A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Mary, "I'd be a Jets fan."
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