Little Johnny and his best buddy Billy wanted to go fishing, so they got into their boat and headed out into the ocean.

After traveling several miles a very large wave came at them and capsized their small boat.

As soon as they got into the water and started to swim a large shark came by and chewed both of Billy's arms off.

Billy yelled at Little Johnny "I can't swim, a shark bit my arms off!"

Little Johnny yelled back "Try to get on my back and I will swim us over to that island".

So Billy got on Little Johnny's back and they headed toward the island.

After swimming for a long time they finally made it to the beach.

Little Johnny got up on the sand and just about passed out from all that hard swimming.

He looked at Billy and said "Damn my butt is sore.

I didn't know swimming would make my butt so sore!"

And Billy said "I'm sorry, but that was the only way I could hang on".