A New York judge is presiding over the divorce proceedings of a Jewish couple. When the final papers have been signed and the divorce is complete, the woman thanks the judge and says, "Now I have to arrange for a Get."

The judge inquires what she means by a Get.

So, the woman explains that a Get is a religious ceremony required under the Jewish religion in order to receive a divorce.

The judge says, "You mean a religious ceremony like a Bris?"

She replies, "Yes, very similar, only in this case you get rid of the entire schmuck."