White Wash
Two Black guys are walking down the street in the hood
One has 98 cents the other has a dollar
They see a sign "White Wash, We'll make you white for 99 cents"
The black guy with the dollar says "I got the money, I'm going to check it out"
I few minutes later he comes out, he's white as snow.
The black guy with the 98 cents says "Wow it worked, give my the penny so I can be white too.
The other guy looks at him and says...
"Get a job Nigger !!"