TRUTH 1Partners help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.
Moral of the story:
"In life, no one helps you once you're screwed."
TRUTH 2
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends are touching her stomach and saying "congrats".
But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job".
Moral of the story:
"Hard work is never appreciated.