As Son asks his Dad:, "What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?"

His Dad replys,: "Hmmmm... okay... follow me". they walked up the hallway into the bedroom where his mother was asleep.

The dad slowly pulled back the blanket and pointed "See that? That's a pussy...

 Son,: "Can I touch it?"

Dad: "NO!! Certainly not! If you touch it then the cunt'll wake up!"