A teacher asked her third grade class to name things that ended with
“tor” ... "And eat things"The first little boy said,
"Alligator"
"Very good James, that's a big word"
The second boy said, "Predator"
“Yes, that's another big word Alan . Very well done"
Little Johnny says, "Vibrator"
After nearly falling off her chair, she says, "That is a big word Johnny, but it doesn't eat anything"
“Well my mother has one and she says it eats fucking batteries like there’s no tomorrow!"