There are three moms.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde.

They were all talking one day and the brunette says "Oh my gosh y'all I went through my daughter's purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed.

I cannot believe she smokes weed".

They comfort her, and the redhead says "Yeah, well I found a fake ID in my daughter's purse.

I cannot believe she has one".

So they all comfort her.

Then the blonde says "That's nothing. I found a condom in my daughter's purse.

I just cannot believe she has a penis".