He says, "Mama, today we learn all about a sex education."

She says, "Sex-a education? That's-a bad. You-a go to you room until you Papa come home."

A few hours later the old man walks in from work and says, "Where's-a Giuseppe?"

His wife says, "I'm-a send-a him to his-a room. He said he's-a learn sex-a education today in-a school."

He says, "What-a you, stu-peed-o? That's-a what they all learn in-a da school nowadays."

She feels bad and goes up to Giuseppe's room to apologize. When she opens the door, he's lying on his bed jerking off.

She says, "When-a you done with-a you homework, I'm a wanna talk-a to you."