Having had one too many, a bar drinker was beginning to display an ugly side.



An unescorted female sat down beside him and he whispered to her "Hey! How about it babe - you and me?"



As she got up to move he said loudly "Honey, you sure look like you could use the money, but I don't have an extra two dollars".



She looked back and replied just as loudly "What makes you think I charge by the inch?"