Joke Of the Day

Italian Bank Robber

A hooded armed robber bursts into the Bank of Italy in Naples and forces the tellers to load a sack full of cash. 

On his way out the door with the loot, one brave customer grabs the hood and pulls it off, revealing the robber's face.

The robber shoots the guy dead without hesitation and yells, "No somma bitch looka at mia face!"

He then looks around the bank to see if anyone else has seen him. 

He sees all of the customers looking down except one of the tellers looking straight at him; the robber walks over and calmly shoots him dead.

Everyone by now is very scared and looking down directly at the floor.

"Dida anybody elsa see a my face?" screams the robber.

There follows a tense moment of silence.

Then an elderly Italian gentleman, still looking down, tentatively raises his hand and says:

"Signori, I tinka my wife here caught a glimpse!"
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