Three women walking down the street are stopped by a man doing a survey.

He asks "Ladies, would you mind telling me how you know if you've had a good night out?"

The first replies "I come home, get into bed and if I lay there and tingle all over, I know that I had a good night".

The second one replies "I come home, have a shower and a glass of wine, get into bed, and if I tingle all over, I know it was a good night".

The third one turns around and says "If I get home, rip off my clothes, throw them against the wall, and they stick, then I know it was a good night!"