A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first-graders using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave all of the children the same kind of lifesaver one at a time and asked them to identify them by color and flavor. The children tasted and replied:

Red... cherry
Yellow... lemon
Green... lime
Orange... orange.

Finally, the professor gave them all honey Lifesavers. After swishing these around in their mouths for a few moments, none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well," the professor said, "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, coughed her honey Lifesaver onto the floor, and yelled, "Everybody, spit them out
GO they're assholes!"