An 18-year-young woman arrived home very late from a first date with a guy.

Her angry mother asked her where the hell she'd been all night.

"Mum, I'm an adult now" said the woman "and I think I am in love!"

"What do you mean?" queried the concerned mother. "It was your first date!"

"Yeah" replied the daughter "but I sucked his dick and then he fucked me in the ass!"

"That's not love my daughter!" explained mother "that's lust!"

"Then what's love?" asked daughter.

Mother replied "When you get fucked in the ass first and then suck his dick, that's love!"

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