A young woman walks into a bar and sits down next to a man wearing a cowboy hat.

"Excuse me sir but are you a real cowboy?"

The man says "Well I have a ranch and horses. I go to rodeos and raise cattle and other livestock, so yes I suppose I'm a real cowboy".

The woman says "Well I think I'm a lesbian. Women are always on my mind whether I'm working eating driving or whatever its still the same. I can't get women off my mind. Yes, I think I'm a lesbian".

The young woman gets up and leaves.

A short time later a young guy comes in and sits down next to the man and asks him "Sir are you a real cowboy?"

To that the man replies "Well I always thought I was, but just a few minutes ago I found out I'm a lesbian!"