Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still hadn't gotten out of her mourning stage. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging with her to get into the world.

Finally, Sadie said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, "Mama! I have someone for you to meet."

Well, they were an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in the Catskills. Their first night there, she undressed as he did.

There she stood nude except for a pair of black lacy panties, he in his birthday suit. Looking at her, he asked, "Why the black panties?"
She replies, "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there, I am still in mourning. "

So he knows he's not getting lucky that night. The following night, the same scenario. She's standing there with the black panties on, and he is in his birthday suit, except that on his erection he has a black condom. She looks at him and asks, "What's with this ..a black condom?" To which he replies, "I want to offer my deepest condolences."