The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah ’ave finished making ze love with ze girlfriend, Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick zer soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy". 

The Hillbilly says, "Fellas, that’s nothing. When I’ve finished screwing my old lady, I get out of bed, walk over to the window and wipe my pecker on the curtains. She hits the roof.